Dear Rhonda,

I’m Al, long time reader, first time questioner.

My wife and I have been using the fufme for nigh on 13 years now and we’ve enjoyed it immensely. So credit where credit is due, for a kit such as this to last that long is far beyond reasonable expectations.

My questions is simple, can you recommend something similar, but more contemporary. I don’t want to go into details, but even the software is struggling now.

Look forward to hearing back from you,

Dear Alecks,

Teledildonics have come a long way since FuckU-FuckMe. Devices these days are lighter, leaner, and have better sensitivity control. For me, the pick of the latest generation adult haptic devices would have to be the mojowijo, a sex toy that connects via Bluetooth using your Nintendo Wii Remote (if you happen to be playing near one another), or via Skype for those extended trips away.

Don’t be disheartened if you find it a little difficult to transition at first. When we receive pleasure under certain conditions our bodies adapt, and it can take some time to respond to new sensations, new locations, different textures, and so on. I imagine there is something quite sensual in the all-encompassing feel of the fufme; its bulk gives you something substantial to hold on to, and you may find this lacking when you first make the switch. I hope that it won’t be long before you and your wife experience the same remote pleasure you have so enjoyed.

I wish you both the best of luck. I’m off to order a Wii in time for Christmas!


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